All’s Fair has landed, and reader, the dialogue is dialoguing.

Ryan Murphy’s newest Hulu sequence might be throughout your feed proper now, as the primary three episodes dropped Wednesday. The authorized drama sees Allura Grant (Kim Kardashian), Emerald Greene (Niecy Nash), and Liberty Ronson (Naomi Watts) beginning their very own women-led, women-only legislation agency. They’re dealing with down a very pissed-off Carrington Lane (Sarah Paulson), a gun lawyer they did not invite to the social gathering (as a result of she routinely stole their lunches or one thing).

Critics and viewers are dramatically divided on All’s Truthful — the Hollywood Reporter‘s Angie Han called it “unforgivably uninteresting,” and the Guardian‘s Lucy Mangan called it “fascinatingly, existentially horrible.” The present appears to be going for Dynasty “I personal 51 p.c of this firm” power, and whether or not it achieves that or not is your name. However with out context, the sequence is totally meme fodder for the one-liners this objectively gifted solid drops many times.

This is some strains from All’s Truthful that noticed me spit out my espresso, fall off my chair, and throw myself into the hedge. What have I missed?

“Come on, gloves!”

Emerald cheers up her new divorce consumer with a praise.

“By no means thoughts, Cooze McGees.”

Carrington will get mad she’s not invited to affix the agency.

“From cocktails to cock rings multi function 24-hour interval — God, I like my job.”

Liberty will get briefed on a case.

“In honor of your large milestone, I current you with a fruit basket, natural and flippantly brushed with salmonella and fecal matter. Eat a melon ball, then perhaps you may all give the Ozempic you’re mainlining a relaxation, you fats, treacherous garden chairs.”

Carrington sends a fruit basket for the agency’s 10-year anniversary.

“What we have now right here is information, and information is the important thing within the lock. All we have now to do is flip it simply the appropriate approach.”

Allura contributes to a briefing.

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“Pin your wig down, Allura, as a result of this would possibly blow it again.”

Emerald about to serve up exhausting chilly truths.

“You do not give us what we would like, every little thing we would like, these eggs won’t ever see the within of Allura’s hoo-ha, as a result of I’ll personally slather them in A1 Steak Sauce and eat them with a aspect of fries.”

Carrington, uh, negotiates?

“Nicely, it’s New York Metropolis, which is an island, so it is protected to imagine there are many different fish within the sea.”

Liberty presents romantic recommendation.

“Any person has a revenge vagina!”

Emerald being supportive.

“Will Jane Austen actually assist you to to regulate to getting older and gravity and public opinion?”

Allura will get actual.

“You already know me — I would do something for you, besides signify you, which I would not do even when I had been penniless and ravenous on a road nook, compelled to blow a priest with the chlamydia for a bowl of refried beans.”

Carrington politely turns down a job.

“Piggy wiggly titties, or as they name them on the farm, sow teats.”

I’m not supplying you with any context for this Emerald second.

“Mayor McHead Cheese, Diane Sawyer, Lola Falana, George Washington.”

Carrington addresses her nemeses exterior court docket.

“Allura, when are you going to get mad? When are you going to twist off his scrotum and feed it to him in small, raggedy items? When are we doing revenge?”

Liberty presents a suggestion.

“Bore another person along with your instructions, I do know the place I am going.”

Carrington doing essentially the most.

‘I am good at ladies.”

One man’s try at seducing Dina Standish (Glenn Shut).

All’s Fair is now streaming on Hulu and Disney+.